Can we put the emacs team to develop an office software?

I'm frustrated with Microsoft Office.

I'm been writing an article and editing it on word. But the efficiency is so low. I miss the emacs days when you get through everything with a few shortcuts. Even something close to vi would work...

I even tried Office 2007. Quite some improvements with the menu layouts etc. But still...I want emacs style editors. The problem is the slow users don't really care about the shortcuts anyway, they just click through the menus but those who want it, I don't think the current design is sufficient.

And even with OpenOffice, which is supposed to be for Linux geeks, they're still as childish as MS office...